Saturday, August 14, 2010

Poem

POEM




Illegal Immigrants





I cross river, poor and broke,

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need go see Welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more,

We send cash right to your door.'

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them 'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses and Ford trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,

I buy his house, and then I say,

'Find more aliens for house to rent.'

In my yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash,

But they, too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is very good,

Soon we own whole neighborhood.

We have hobby it called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year,

To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!

Too darn good for white man race.

If they no like us, they can go,

Got lots of room in Mexico .



SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

Satan's Meeting

SATAN'S MEETING:




(Read even if you're busy)



Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said,



"We can't keep Christians from going to church."



"We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth."



"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their Savior"



"Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken."



"So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ."



"This is what I want you to do," said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their Savior and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!"



"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.



"Keep them busy in the nonessentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.



"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow."



"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."



"Keep them from spending time with their children."



"As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"



"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice."



"Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive."



"To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that



every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly."



"This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ."



"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."



"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."







“Invade their driving moments with billboards."



"Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes."



"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives."



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"Give them Santa Clause to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas."



"Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death."



"Even in their recreation, let them be excessive."



"Have them return from their recreation exhausted."



"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to



amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead. "Keep them busy, busy, busy!"



" And when they meet for spiritual Fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."



"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus."



"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause." "It will work!" "It will work!"



It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there; having little time for their God or their families; having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives.



I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?



You be the judge!!!!!! Does "BUSY" mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y -oke?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Outreaches this past weekend - 18

Friday night we were street preaching and as people were driving past, one of them shouted out that he was the devil, and kept going.  This is kind of the way the devil works - he is the original terrorist.  Another guy hands one of our guys $40 and tells him to take everyone out for something to eat!  Praise God!  (The money is being used to reach more souls, hallelujah).  Anyway, no one prayed the sinner's prayer then, however, we had an outreach for a revival which is going on this week.  Several teams came in to help us out, and 12 people got saved on the outreach, and 6 more at the Saturday night music scene!  Hallelujah!


Can you believe this picture was created with a typewriter????????

The Two Moons over My Hammie - not true (BUMMER!!!!!!!!)

Take it from a schoolteacher (in science mostly here in Blythe), this is false. Snopes.com agrees.




For several years, usually in late summer, this one floats around. About 7 years ago, it was actually technically almost true only if you looked at the moon and Mars thru a high-powered telescope (they were similar in size), but not to the naked eye on earth. Mars actually gets fairly close to us every 2-3 years (relatively speaking), but it is still hard to see without help (red planet in the NW night sky sometimes but very small). Nothing like Venus, which is very bright most evenings in the Western sky (looks like a distant airplane) and is the brightest thing in the sky on any night except the moon (if there is one).



Just fyi.



Pastor Brazell

Two Moons over My Hammie..... Seriously though

Two moons on 27th August 2010











27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for.............



Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons.



The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.



Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.